10. you will walk in and find the whole store restocking
9. all the produce is bruised and busted
8. while running into friends is fun, you're already up past your bedtime
7. it will take an hour to do a half hour's worth of shopping (mostly because it's past your bedtime)
6. you will be too tired to find the wine you like, little black dress
5. you will have forgotten the rain check you got last time for the charmin double-roll tp
4. even if you'd remembered the rain check, they're still out of tp!
3. did i mention it's already past your bedtime??
2. for some unknown reason, the 3 employees standing around aimlessly will not open a real checkout lane, and will instead roll their eyes and get angry with you while you ring up your $180 of groceries - and of course you feel like crap cause the rest of the store has now decided to check out behind you and is also rolling their eyes and getting angry with you!
1. you will enter your vehicle a full 15 minutes after you began checkout... and look like THIS:
2 comments:
sorry : ( You must be exhausted.
DUDE! I accidently found your blog when I was looking at Sheila's! It's probably sad how excited I got! We're all married now - crazy. Would love to hear from yas!
Charity Higgins (Sutphin, now)
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